AGH I switched to no caps lock for this poem OOF sorry
Also I do not like this poem but I had to post today… Feedback please?? Improvements etc.
i come armed with pen and paper,
ready to wage a war,
with my woe, wit and whimsy-
a battle is what i’m made for.
do your best, and i’ll do better-
knock you over with just a word,
do your worst, and i’ll come at you-
hurtling on, undeterred.
speaking in rhyming riddles,
have i managed to outwit you?
dodging your angered, deadly blows-
-for intellect is a shield used by few.
i come armed with pen and paper-
for i do not need a sword,
my words were deadlier than your blade-
and now i’ve got you floored.